Q:  Do you shower more than twice a week?

Yes No

Q:  Do you any sort of real faith, in anything?

Yes No

Q:  Do you drink more coffee than you do alcohol?

Yes No

Q:  Even on weekends?!?

Yes No

Q:  Do you spend more time in the library than you do at "home"?

Yes No

Q:  Do you own a whip or a sword?

Yes No

Q:  Do you like to sing to yourself, outloud? In public???

Yes No

Q:  Do you pronounce "Soc" as "Sosh", and "Hum" as "Hume"?

Yes No