Q:  Are you over six feet tall?

Yes No

Q:  Do you like to crack jokes constantly, sometimes at inoppurtune times?

Yes No

Q:  Are you a mezzopraltenor? (If you don't know what this is and can't figure it out, A. answer no and B. smack youself for being dumb)

Yes No

Q:  Do you wear contacts/glasses?

Yes No

Q:  Do you play basketball?

Yes No

Q:  Is your hair naturally blonde AND are you a "smart" blonde? (Bonus: are you humble as well?)

Yes No

Q:  Would your best friend be likely to call you a towel if you said they were stupid?

Yes No

Q:  Is "What size shoe do you wear?" an appropriate question to ask you?

Yes No