Q:  Do you know who Big Sal is?

Yes No

Q:  Do you tell every bald guy you meet that thier your hero?

Yes No

Q:  Do you love midgets?

Yes No

Q:  Does the idea of bundge cords turn you on?

Yes No

Q:  Do you think fords are sexy beasts?

Yes No

Q:  Does almost anything make you think of something sexual, cars, or food?

Yes No

Q:  Do you love pie?

Yes No

Q:  Do you do all your homework, studying, and learning because you love to do it?

Yes No