Q:  Do you call any Indian older than 30 uncle or aunty-- even if they aren't related to you in any way shape or form?

Yes No

Q:  Do you know the secret about bathrooms in India that no white person knows?

Yes No

Q:  Have you had anyone tell you that love marriages always end in divorce?

Yes No

Q:  Do you have a relative that pretends to be African-American?

Yes No

Q:  Do you know what chaat is?

Yes No

Q:  If you do know, do you like chaat?

Yes No

Q:  Have you ever secretly dated someone?

Yes No

Q:  If you did secretly date someone- did he or she happen to be non-Indian?

Yes No